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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 03/29/2017 at 18:46 • Filed to: None

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My wife asked me if I could pick up a Home Goods gift card for her friend’s birthday this weekend since the store is on my way home from work. Right inside the door they have this giant copper pig-shaped grill. There’s a duct inside that looks like it’s supposed to let the smoke out the snout.

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Textured Soy Protein 03/29/2017 at 18:57

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Butt would have been funnier, use the mouth as a smoke box.

Textured Soy Protein > Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped 03/29/2017 at 19:05

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Overall it seemed more decorative than functional. You can remove the grate but there’s no bottom vent and the only way to get ash out is with a shovel.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Textured Soy Protein 03/29/2017 at 19:05

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Needs tusks and bristles so it can be Gullinbursti .

wow, fuck I’m a nerd

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Textured Soy Protein 03/29/2017 at 19:16

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It costs the same as a decent webber, I’d give it a try.

BorkBorkBjork > Textured Soy Protein 03/29/2017 at 19:20

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Every time I see an animal-shaped cooker I can’t help but think of the Brazen Bull.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Textured Soy Protein 03/29/2017 at 19:24

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Looks about as useful as the fake plant there.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Textured Soy Protein 03/29/2017 at 19:27

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About $500.00 too much.

Textured Soy Protein > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/29/2017 at 19:28

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Note the $599 price tag on the lid, and lack of any wheels to move it with.

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Textured Soy Protein 03/29/2017 at 19:36

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eeesssh, sounds like a grill for a wannabe ‘million dollar penthouse balcony’.

I’ve seen some custom pits that were awesome, sounds nice but cheap.

You know, some BASIC pits go well over that $600.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Textured Soy Protein 03/29/2017 at 19:51

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Homegoods is a real weird place. I found this there two weeks ago. It is not less than 6 feet tall.

Nolan Knight > Textured Soy Protein 03/29/2017 at 19:59

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There is a grill very much like that one out Infront of the Mercury bar in Detroit. Whenever I pass through there are people taking pictures with it.

Frank Grimes > Textured Soy Protein 03/30/2017 at 01:53

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That pig BBQ is questioning my life choices.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Textured Soy Protein 03/30/2017 at 05:21

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smoke needs to come out its arse.